when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep
things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet
- "i don’t have much to say"
- (shrug with a smile)
- "i like listening"
- (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”
when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party
remember that girl you called fat?
she doesn’t care. at all. you don’t matter to her.